Adult Blogs: BUS STOP WHORES was still in the throes of whatever it is that women get in the throes of when a guy is masturbating her with a bottle of champagne. I mean, I can tell when a woman's faking it, and Lara never faked anything. If you weren't doing anything for her, she wasn't shy about telling you, as I found out the first time I was with her. So I was shocked as shit when she gave a breathy laugh and said, "Look who's talking! Just shut up and make me cum, ya fuckin' Jew."